Frequently Asked Questions

This is just hilarious. I may have to actually thank the tag queen (aka ) for this one.

Rules: Everything you type must be a lie.


1. Are you male or female?
I am totally a dude, dude. Need proof? But I can be a bit girly...I love to get my hair done and play dress-up and all that, ja.


2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
My birthday is June 22 and I'm liek 41 years old.


3. Where do you live?
In Atlantica with all the pretty little mermaids with my best friend Ariel.


4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
I'm orphaned, my parents both died before I was born. My brothers and I live with my hawt wifey and our two kids, Sokka and Katara.


5. Do you believe in any kind of god or take part in any organised religion?
Heck no I'm an atheist (sp?) but I'm a devout Muslim who goes to the mosque every day.


6. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
Politics? What's that? Is that like the president? Obama ftw!


23. How would you describe your personality?
Better than yours, that's for sure! I love being mean and watching people cringe when I stand there and rip them to shreds and make them feel like sh**.


7. Where do you work or study at?
I don't get it.


8. What kind of clothes you wear?
Anything tight and revealing, I love showing off my awesome pecs and abs off to the chicks


9. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
Anything grown organic or healthy I happily chow down!


10. How many friends do you have?
I don't have any friends, I'm such a heartless a**.


18. Do you do "IT" often?
Whenever I can! In the morning, afternoon, evening, night, whenever I can find any available chicks.


11. Why did you join dA?
So I can tell all these artist-wannabes just how bad they suck so they stop wasting the time of all the people who actually have a chance at being a Picasso one day like me.


12. What kind of art you like?
Anything bloody or sexy floats my boat.


13. What kind of art do you make?
The kind that sells on eBay for $1,000,000 after being on sale for five minutes.


14. Are you famous here on dA?
What kind of question is that? YOU'RE obviously a newb, if you've never heard of the incredible Silverfog! (lol thanks )


15. Do you comment/answer comments?
Very rarely, and only if the art is a true piece of crap. And if someone dares answer back, they are so in for it.


16. Do you fav often?
As if there's any art on here good enough to fav. NEVER. Psh!


17. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
Competition? I love showing people how much better I am than them! Bring it!


19. Do you like quizzes?
No, they're such a waste of time. Why am I doing this again?


20. Do you use dA often?
dA??? It's deviantART. d-e-v-i-a-n-t-A-R-T. Some newb came up with that horrid abbreviation slang term. That's why I never come here.


21. Where did question 18 go?
It's sleeping in my bed.


22. What kind of gift art you would want to?
Anything good enough that I can steal it and get rich and famous for it.


24. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
No, and I'm not enjoying it now!


25. Where did question 23 disappear?
It's after number six, can't you count??? Stupid newbs...

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